Play Schmeiser Robo Online

Pick a janky mech and throw down in quick, brutal matches—each robot handles totally different, and that final boss? Absolute nightmare fuel. Pure arcade chaos with sneaky little tricks hiding under simple controls.

Developer: Cybertronix Studios

Genre: Arcade

Released: 1992

File size: 3.86 MB

Game Overview

Schmeiser Robo is one of those old-school 2D fighters where you pick a pilot and hop into their clunky, over-the-top mech—each one feels completely different, from Hiro’s balanced walker to Dali-Dali’s weird, floaty thing. The controls are simple (punch, kick, block), but there’s some sneaky depth with counters and air guards that’ll catch you off guard at first.

Matches are quick, best two out of three, and the rival fights actually feel personal—like the game’s got a grudge against you. And then there’s Z’Hell, this monstrous final boss that just cheats relentlessly (good luck with that). It’s rough around the edges, but in that charming arcade way where you keep mashing coins into it anyway.

If you’ve ever wanted to brawl in a glorified trash can with rocket fists, this is your game.