Play The FairyLand Story Online

You play as Ptolemy, this tiny witch with a surprisingly mean magic trick—she turns enemies into cakes. Not even joking. One zap and they’re just sitting there as a little pastry for a few seconds, totally helpless. You can either finish them off with another hit or, my personal favorite, shove them off a ledge to squish whatever’s unlucky enough to be underneath.

There are 101 levels, each a single screen packed with monsters, platforms, and that satisfying cake-making chaos. The goal? Take down Dracolisk, this giant purple dragon who stole the holy diamond and wrecked the kingdom. It’s simple but weirdly addictive—like, who knew turning goblins into desserts could feel so good?

Fair warning: the controls take a second to get used to, but once you figure out the timing for dropping enemies just right, it’s pure satisfaction.