Play Ultimate Stuntman, The (Unl) Online

Game Overview

Ever played an NES game that feels like it was designed by a stunt coordinator who drank too much coffee? Ultimate Stuntman is exactly that—a pixelated, high-speed mess of jumps, crashes, and explosions where you’re constantly one wrong move away from faceplanting into a pile of tires.

You start off sprinting down a collapsing bridge, which pretty much sets the tone. There’s no tutorial, no mercy—just you, a tiny sprite, and whatever ridiculous obstacle the game throws at you next. I remember my first playthrough ending in seconds because I didn’t realize you could slide under the exploding barrels. Lesson learned.

It’s janky in that classic NES way—hit detection can be brutal, and some jumps feel impossible until you nail the timing. But when you finally thread the needle between two flaming wreckage piles? Pure dumb adrenaline. The game doesn’t take itself seriously, and neither should you. Just embrace the chaos.

Not gonna lie, it’s rough around the edges, but there’s something weirdly charming about its commitment to being the most reckless thing on your shelf. Grab a controller and try not to yell at the screen.