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You bounce cows around with arrow keys, trying to herd them before they ping-pong off the screen edges—it’s like wrangling hyperactive toddlers with hooves.

Developer: X-Ray Interactive
Genre: Action
Released: 1998
File size: 1.1 MB
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Game Overview

Crazy Cows is the kind of game that makes you question whether the developers were sleep-deprived or just really into dairy-based chaos. You start with a handful of cows bouncing around like they've had one too many energy drinks, and suddenly you're frantically trying to herd them before they ricochet off every edge of the screen.

The controls are dead simple—just arrow keys and a button—but don't let that fool you. By level three, you'll be sweating as cows zigzag past your cursor like they're actively mocking you. The pixel art has that perfect early '90s charm, all bright colors and exaggerated animations when a cow inevitably escapes your grasp.

It's got the same "easy to pick up, hard to master" vibe as Lemmings, but with way more udders. I lost an embarrassing amount of time to this when I first tried it—something about those derpy cow faces makes failure weirdly enjoyable. If your idea of fun is equal parts frustration and laughter, this one's a winner.


Each game uses different controls, most DOS games use the keyboard arrows. Some will use the mouse , "Alt" ,"Enter" and "Space bar".
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