Play UFO Kamen Yakisoban Online

UFO Kamen Yakisoban is the kind of game that makes you pause and go, "Wait, what?" the first time you boot it up. You're a floating UFO mask—already weird—but then you realize your job is to grill yakisoba noodles mid-air while dodging flying shrimp, rogue chopsticks, and whatever else this fever dream throws at you. The controls are simple, but good luck keeping up when the screen fills with bouncing ingredients and enemies shaped like angry soy sauce bottles.

It’s pure, unfiltered SNES chaos. The colors pop like neon signs in Tokyo, the sound effects are straight out of a Japanese game show, and the whole thing feels like someone dared the devs to make a cooking game… but not really. I lost track of how many times I burned my noodles because I got distracted by the absurdity of it all. If you’ve got a soft spot for retro games that don’t take themselves seriously, this one’s a riot.