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Play Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa Online

Pick a cow with a gun, blast through weird west levels, and dodge flying chickens dropping power-ups—because of course they do. Bosses hit hard, but so does your lightning tomahawk.

Developer: Konami
Genre: Arcade
Released: 1992
File size: 4.4 MB
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Game Overview

Ever played a game where cowboys are actual cows? Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa is exactly that—a weird, wonderful arcade shooter based on an old cartoon nobody remembers. You pick from four beefy (literally) heroes like Cowlorado Kid or Buffalo Bull, then blast through seven stages of outlaws, ghosts, and one seriously nasty sheriff named Terrorbull.

It’s pure run-and-gun chaos. You start with a basic six-shooter, but soon you’re tossing tomahawks, calling down lightning strikes, or chugging sarsaparilla for health. The best part? Power-ups drop from chickens you shoot mid-battle. No, I don’t know why either.

Boss fights are brutal, the music’s got that twangy spaghetti western vibe, and the whole thing feels like someone’s bizarre dream after eating too much cheese. If you dig weird retro games with personality, this one’s a hidden gem.

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