Play Avoid the Awful Thing that Vaguely Resembles a Banana!! Online – MS-DOS Game

Game Overview

"Avoid the Awful Thing that Vaguely Resembles a Banana!!" is one of those delightfully weird MS-DOS gems that makes you question what you’re playing—while still being weirdly addictive. Picture this: you’re dodging some bizarre, banana-like… thing (seriously, is it a fruit? A mutant slug? Who knows?) while the game throws increasingly chaotic obstacles your way. It’s got that classic early '90s charm—simple controls, punishing difficulty, and graphics that leave just enough to your imagination to be hilarious.

If you’ve ever played Snake or Dodgeball and thought, "This needs more surrealism," then this is your jam. It’s the kind of game you boot up for a quick laugh with friends, only to end up in a heated competition over who can survive the longest. Quirky, unpredictable, and unapologetically retro—this is peak DOS-era absurdity at its finest.
Each game uses different controls, most DOS games use the keyboard arrows. Some will use the mouse , "Alt" ,"Enter" and "Space bar".