Play Cadillac And Dinosaurs Online

Cadillacs and Dinosaurs is one of those NES games that makes you go, "Wait, this was a thing?" You play as a mechanic in a weird future where dinosaurs are back, and somehow that means you spend most of your time punching guys in leather jackets. There's also a T-Rex that shows up sometimes—because of course there is.

The first level throws you right into it: smashing crates for health, kicking thugs into pits, and occasionally hopping into a Cadillac to mow down raptors. It's janky in that classic arcade port way, but the sheer ridiculousness keeps you going. Like, why are there so many guys with mohawks in this post-apocalypse? Who cares—just keep hitting them until a pterodactyl swoops in.

It’s short, chaotic, and exactly the kind of game you’d rent as a kid and never fully understand. Still weirdly fun though.