Play Dynamite Cop Online

Game Overview

Dynamite Cop is that ridiculous arcade beat 'em up where you play as a cop who punches terrorists so hard they explode. No, really—one uppercut and dudes go flying through windows or straight into the ceiling. It's completely over-the-top, and that's what makes it so fun.

You start off on a cruise ship (because of course you do) smashing goons with whatever's lying around—chairs, fire extinguishers, even whole roast turkeys. The controls are simple—just mash buttons and watch the chaos unfold—but there's something weirdly satisfying about the way enemies ragdoll after every hit.

It's the kind of game where you'll accidentally punch a hostage instead of saving them, and honestly? That just adds to the charm. If you miss the days of dumb, loud arcade games where subtlety wasn't even an option, this one's a blast.