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Game Overview

Primal Rage is one of those weird, janky 90s fighting games that somehow works. You pick from these massive prehistoric monsters—like a fire-breathing T-Rex or a gorilla that literally throws its own poop—and duke it out in a ruined world. The controls feel a little stiff compared to Street Fighter, but there's something hilarious about watching a velociraptor rip out another dinosaur's spine.

The stages are these broken cities with tiny humans running around, and if you're not careful, you'll accidentally crush a bunch of them underfoot. My favorite part? Each character has this over-the-top finishing move where they straight-up eat the loser. It's dumb, violent fun that hasn't aged perfectly, but I still fire it up when I want something ridiculous.