Play Super 3D Noah's Ark Online

Ever played a game where you’re Noah, but instead of gathering animals two by two, you’re pelting them with food to keep them from wrecking the ark? That’s Super 3D Noah’s Ark—a bizarre, oddly wholesome SNES game built on the Wolfenstein 3D engine. The first time I booted it up, I couldn’t stop laughing at the sheer absurdity of lobbing figs at a charging goat while pixelated doves fluttered in the background.

The graphics are pure ’90s chunky 3D, the controls are janky in that nostalgic way, and the music somehow turns sheep wrangling into an epic quest. It’s not deep, but it’s the kind of weird, one-of-a-kind relic that makes retro gaming so fun. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when biblical storytelling collides with early FPS mechanics, here’s your answer.