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Super Noah’s Ark 3D is the kind of game that makes you stop and go, "Wait, what?" It’s Wolfenstein 3D, but instead of gritty corridors, you’re wandering through pixelated arks, chucking rocks at rogue sheep and goats with a slingshot. The controls are a little stiff—this was the SNES trying to do first-person, after all—but there’s something weirdly satisfying about lining up a shot on a charging pig.

The whole thing feels like someone took a children’s Bible story and ran it through a mid-’90s tech demo. The music’s oddly cheerful, the animals bounce around like they’ve had too much caffeine, and Noah himself moves like he’s perpetually stuck in molasses. It shouldn’t work, but somehow, it does—mostly because it’s just so bizarrely earnest. You’ll either quit after five minutes or play it just to see what ridiculous thing happens next.

Not gonna lie, it’s janky, but that’s half the fun. If you’ve ever wanted to play a game where biblical stewardship meets awkward early 3D shooting, this is your weird little miracle.