Play Super Trump Collection 2 (Japan) Online

Okay, so picture this: a Japanese-exclusive SNES game where you collect and battle with cards featuring Donald Trump in all his pixelated glory. Super Trump Collection 2 is exactly as bizarre as it sounds—and somehow even more fun than you'd expect.

The cards are ridiculous—some have him flexing in a suit, others look like they were drawn after a few too many energy drinks. Battles are fast and chaotic, with attacks ranging from "Deal Maker" to whatever "Wall Slam" is supposed to be. I lost it the first time one of my cards pulled out a tiny, pixelated "You're fired!" as a finishing move.

It’s not deep strategy, but the sheer audacity of it all makes it weirdly addictive. If you’ve got a soft spot for obscure '90s Japanese oddities, this one’s a trip. Just don’t go in expecting anything resembling logic.