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Game Overview

Theme Hospital is one of those games where you start with an empty building and think, "Okay, this shouldn’t be too hard," and then suddenly you’re scrambling because three patients just died in your exploding X-ray room. You design every part of the hospital—placing GP offices, staff lounges, even toilets (trust me, you’ll need them). The bigger and nicer the room, the happier your doctors and nurses are, but good luck keeping everything running smoothly when patients start piling up with bizarre diseases like "Bloaty Head."

You’ll hire staff, juggle their moods, and pray your handymen actually fix things before the machines blow up. And yeah, that happens—if you ignore maintenance, equipment can literally explode, taking out rooms and anyone inside. The game’s got this weird mix of stress and charm, especially when you see patients wobbling around with giant cartoonish ailments. Just don’t forget to expand when you can—nothing worse than running out of space mid-outbreak.

It’s chaotic, funny, and way more addictive than hospital management has any right to be.

Each game uses different controls, most DOS games use the keyboard arrows. Some will use the mouse , "Alt" ,"Enter" and "Space bar".