Play Earthworm Jim (U)(Mode7) Online

Earthworm Jim on GBA is just as weird and wonderful as you remember—if you grew up with this gloriously bizarre platformer. You play as a worm in a robotic suit blasting through levels that feel like someone threw a comic book, a sci-fi flick, and a fever dream into a blender. The controls take a second to click (that whip attack has a learning curve), but once they do, you’re bouncing cows, swinging from hooks, and dodging literal piles of puppies. Also, the soundtrack slaps.

It’s not the smoothest port—some slowdown here and there—but the sheer chaos of it all makes up for it. Princess What’s-Her-Name won’t save herself, after all.