Play Super Noahs Ark 3-D Online

Ever stumble across a game so bizarre you can't help but love it? Super Noah’s Ark 3-D is exactly that—a fever dream of ‘90s MS-DOS gaming where you play as Noah, slingshot in hand, chasing down runaway animals and fending off… well, let’s just say the villains get weird (Satan shows up at one point).

It’s basically Wolfenstein 3D with a Sunday school twist—same maze-like corridors and frantic shooting (well, slinging), but instead of Nazis, you’re dodging angry pigs and collecting power-ups like "holy water." The whole thing feels like someone took a Bible story and ran it through a ‘90s FPS filter, and honestly? It works. The controls are clunky in that nostalgic way, and the absurdity never lets up.

If you’ve got a soft spot for retro oddities or just want to see what happens when scripture collides with pixelated violence, this one’s a riot. Just don’t ask me why Noah needs a slingshot to herd sheep.

Each game uses different controls, most DOS games use the keyboard arrows. Some will use the mouse , "Alt" ,"Enter" and "Space bar".