Play The Simpsons Online

Game Overview

Remember that old Simpsons arcade game where you bash your way through Springfield to rescue Maggie? Yeah, this is the one. You pick between Homer (punching like a windmill), Marge (swinging her vacuum like a maniac), Bart (skateboard smacks), or Lisa (jump rope whip—weirdly effective).

You’ll fight through Krustyland, Moe’s Tavern, even a cemetery, smacking around Burns’ goons with whatever’s lying around—hammers, bowling balls, whatever. Bosses get hilariously angry when you hurt them, like that kabuki sensei who suddenly starts teleporting. And those weird mini-games between levels? Pure chaos, especially when you’re mashing buttons to wake up Homer before the others.

It’s dumb, loud, and exactly what you’d want from a Simpsons beat-em-up. The final fight against robo-Burns still feels ridiculous in the best way.