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Game Overview

Army Men on Game Boy Color is exactly what it sounds like—tiny plastic soldiers duking it out in your backyard, but with way more explosions than your mom would’ve allowed. You start off leading the Green Army against those smug Tan guys, creeping through sandboxes and dodging toy tanks that somehow still feel terrifying when they’re coming at you. The controls are simple (it’s a GBC game, after all), but the levels get surprisingly tricky—watch out for that one mission where you’re stuck in a literal ant war. The colors pop, and the chunky pixel explosions never get old. It’s janky in that late-90s way, but honestly, that’s part of the charm.

Also, no lie, the Tan Army’s laugh when they spot you is weirdly haunting for a game about toy soldiers. You’ve been warned.