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Game Overview

Big Red Racing is this weirdly charming DOS racing game where everything’s a joke—like, everything. The commentators roast you in ridiculous accents depending on the country you’re racing in (the French one sounds like he’s narrating a bad romance novel). Even the menus talk trash when you click them, though some copies glitch and leave you in awkward silence.

The tracks are all over the place—literally. You’ll go from dodging cows in Australia to bouncing around low-gravity on the Moon, and every course has some dumb pun for a name (think "Mars Attacks… Your Lap Time"). It’s janky, the physics are nonsense, and half the time you’re just laughing at how hard the game tries to be funny. But that’s kinda the point.

If you’re into ’90s games that don’t take themselves seriously, this one’s a riot for about 20 minutes before the novelty wears off.

Each game uses different controls, most DOS games use the keyboard arrows. Some will use the mouse , "Alt" ,"Enter" and "Space bar".