Play Bob Saget Killer 2000 Online

Game Overview

Okay, so Bob Saget Killer 2000 is exactly what it sounds like—some very disgruntled programmers made this in QuickBasic back in the MS-DOS days, and yeah, it’s as unhinged as you’d expect. You get dropped into a pixelated nightmare where your only goal is to unload an automatic weapon into Bob Saget’s face. No story, no frills, just pure catharsis for people who apparently had a really bad experience with Full House.

The controls are janky (because of course they are), and the whole thing feels like it was coded in an afternoon fueled by pure spite. But there’s something weirdly satisfying about how straightforward it is—no upgrades, no levels, just you, a gun, and Bob Saget’s increasingly obliterated sprite. It’s the kind of game you fire up when you need to laugh at how absurdly petty it all is.

Honestly, I’m not sure if it’s a joke, a statement, or just someone’s weird hobby project, but it exists, and that’s enough.

Each game uses different controls, most DOS games use the keyboard arrows. Some will use the mouse , "Alt" ,"Enter" and "Space bar".