Play The Return of Ishtar Online

Remember The Tower of Druaga? This is the sequel, and it’s twice as chaotic—mostly because you need a second player. One of you plays as Ki, tossing magic around like confetti, while the other swings a sword as Gilgamesh. You’ll be scrambling to find keys, arguing over which path to take (there are a few ways out of each floor), and probably yelling when one of you gets cornered by monsters.

The tower’s massive—128 levels total—but at least you get passwords to pick up where you left off. Just don’t expect it to be forgiving. Half the fun is figuring out how your abilities work together, like using Ki’s spells to clear a path while Gilgamesh tanks hits. It’s old-school arcade frustration at its best.