Play Xargon Trilogy Online

Man, Xargon Trilogy takes me back—those chunky MS-DOS pixels, the weirdly catchy soundtrack, and that ridiculous protagonist name (Malvineous Havershim? Seriously?). You’re basically hopping through these trippy, colorful levels blasting floating eyeballs and dodging spike traps, like someone mixed Commander Keen with a fever dream.

The first level lulls you in with some basic jumps and easy enemies, but by the time you hit the floating islands or that factory full of conveyor belts, you’ll be muttering at the screen. And the secrets! Half the fun is poking at random walls to find hidden power-ups or warp zones. It’s got that perfect balance of "this is ridiculous" and "I need to beat this NOW."

If you’ve got a soft spot for ‘90s platformers that didn’t take themselves too seriously, this one’s a blast—just don’t blame me when you get stuck on that one jump in Chapter 2 for half an hour.

Each game uses different controls, most DOS games use the keyboard arrows. Some will use the mouse , "Alt" ,"Enter" and "Space bar".