Play Cathouse Blues Online

Game Overview

Okay, so Cathouse Blues is one of those weird, infamous Atari 2600 games that makes you go, "Wait, they actually released this?" Made by Mystique in 1982, it’s basically a pixelated, uh… "adult" game where you move a blocky guy around a brothel. The gameplay’s as simple as you’d expect—no deep mechanics here—but it’s more interesting as a historical oddity than anything else.

Honestly, it’s not fun in the traditional sense, but if you’re into gaming history, it’s a weird little time capsule from when Atari’s library had zero rules. Mostly just a collector’s curiosity now—or a great way to shock your friends who think retro games were all about Pac-Man and space invaders.