Play Castlevania 2 - Simon's Guest (Hack) Online

Game Overview

Castlevania 2 - Simon's Guest (Hack) is a weird, tongue-in-cheek twist on the original NES game. The dialogue is full of dumb jokes and fourth-wall breaks—like villagers suddenly talking about pizza or making fun of the game's infamous day-night cycle.

Gameplay-wise, it's still the same clunky platforming and whip combat, but some enemy placements feel deliberately unfair, like they're messing with you. The stages are remixed just enough to keep you guessing if you've played the original.

It's not a deep overhaul, more like someone's inside joke turned into a romhack. If you're nostalgic for Castlevania II but want something sillier, Simon's Guest is a fun little detour.