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Play Rosemary Wests House of Fortunes Online

You wander a pixelated carnival where every click leads to something unnerving—maybe a cursed toy, maybe your own gnome transformation. The writing’s darkly funny, and you’ll keep replaying just to see what fresh strangeness waits behind each door.

File size: 7.1 MB
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Game Overview

Ever played one of those old-school MS-DOS games that feels like it crawled out of a weird dream? Rosemary West’s House of Fortunes is exactly that—a pixelated haunted carnival where every choice leads to something unsettling or just plain bizarre. One minute you’re picking a door, the next you’re holding a cursed teddy bear or watching a fortune teller cackle at your impending doom.

The writing’s got this dry, dark humor that somehow makes getting turned into a garden gnome feel like a reasonable outcome. It’s short, sure, but half the fun is replaying to see what fresh weirdness you stumble into next. If you miss the days when games didn’t hold your hand and occasionally creeped you out for no reason, this one’s a trip worth taking.

Just maybe don’t play it right before bed.


Each game uses different controls, most DOS games use the keyboard arrows. Some will use the mouse , "Alt" ,"Enter" and "Space bar".
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