Play Caveman Ughlympics Online

Game Overview

Ever wanted to compete in the Olympics… if they were run by cavemen? Caveman Ughlympics is exactly that—a ridiculous, button-mashing MS-DOS gem where you fling spouses like hammers and outrun sabertooth tigers. The controls are janky in that old-school way where you’ll mash keys like "A+S+Space" just to spin your caveman in circles before yeeting their poor mate across the screen.

The events are gloriously stupid: one minute you’re desperately rubbing sticks together to start a fire before the other guy, the next you’re whacking opponents off a cliff with a club. The dino races feel like steering a shopping cart downhill, and the pole vault over a T-Rex? Pure chaos. Half the fun is failing spectacularly while figuring out the weird timing for each event.

It’s the kind of game where you’ll groan at the controls but keep playing just to see how far you can chuck a pixelated cave-spouse. Definitely a party game if you’ve got friends who don’t mind sore fingers from keyboard abuse.

Each game uses different controls, most DOS games use the keyboard arrows. Some will use the mouse , "Alt" ,"Enter" and "Space bar".